Jack's Trash Can is here on this small corner of the internet for no other reason then to just waste the most precious commodity of life, time.
It's worth noting that Jack's Trash Can was the result of some obnoxious middle schooler who has a dry sense of humor who then wanted to learn HTML.
"there is no santa clause"
"there are no razors in your candy, but theres a pretty giant chance that they've all been laced with ebola"
Heres a fun life hack! If you hold your breath long enough, youll instantly go to sleep! My uncle did this, he still hasnt woke up!
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